Tuesday, April 03, 2007
i think i'm reaching higher notes.. maybe. but i can hold an E pretty much better now.. i can still remember the time i had to shout like an ass just to swipe E's asshair..
ONE DAY. ONE FUCKING DAY. i'll sing JUST like saosin.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. yah. if that day comes, i'll kiss a guy. like totally. i'd sooo kiss a fat ugly guy if i could suddenly reach that high D..
i'd kiss bam magera's dad.. i'd kiss his uncle. i'd kiss that man down the road. i'd kiss that aunty in the bus. i'd kiss the irritating bangla. i'd kiss the annoying uncle who won't give me extra chilli. i'd kiss ur smelly unwashed broken toenail toe.. i'll pluck 10 nose hairs. if i could sing just like anthony green. like.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
ok. yah.. my life long dream is seriously to b able to sing that high and nice. i don care if i sound like a fag. it's damn nice.
it's late.. i feel lazy i don feel like showering. GRAH!.
damn. so dirty lah.. no i will shower.
they should have like.. a pill.. that instantly cleans u.. and u don nid to shoer and u'll smell nice.
i'd pay good money fo that.. maybe 2 bucks a pill. saves so much time. just think,
u can wake up, change, and while walking to the bus stop.. eat the pill! SHOWER ON THE GO.
or best still, just before ur gonna mit ur friends, eat the pill. smell damn good lah.. can even "sjower" while ur eating, shitting, jamming, jumping, fucking, sight seeing, running bitnig ur toenails and poking ur friend's armpits. or best, cleaning ur spectacles. SHOWERRR..
tml nid to wake up early.. damn.
haha and another person noes abt my caterpillar. haha..
it can win the worm race lah.
i go shower. bye bye to whoever read this dumb dumb thing.
the pill's a good idea rite?
i'm listening to saosin rite noe.. fucking bastards.. sing so high.. i wanna pluck his balls out. put a toothpick in his dick hole.. hahaha. stupid ass can sing so nice...
ONE DAY.. i'll reach it.. and some other loser will wanna pluck my balls and stick a toothpick up my dick hole... haha. some day.. some day..
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